Jan 28 2009
Playing the Hand You Got Dealt
Place your bet, I play to win!
I’m gonna hold ‘em, once again!
You may be the dealer, but I’ve improved my game!
Stakes higher then ever, I call & raise you just the same.
Once again, I’ve put it all on the line.
I know I can hold ‘em and ride out fine.
Many things I’ve let you see,
One thing for sure, you can no longer hurt me!
I’ll hike up my boots, they’re not made for walkin’,
Another hit, I know it’s all or nothin’.
I’ve played the cheatin’ hand you still tend to deal,
I call this round better, I will not have to feel!
I trudge the road of crap you shuffle,
I use my boots, to kick your game, deck scuffle.
Finally, you submit and fold,
There’s another ACE, you’ll never hold!
I beat you at your own game!
Now you can carry The Scarlet Card of Shame!
I’m standin’ proud, keepin’ my hat.
This times forever, I will never look back!
Now I understand, I must put on my Poker face.
Joker, I will still always hold the ACE!